In the rank of intelligence of creatures on earth I have two lists, neither of which humanity is at the top, purely because we are such a naive race to assume that we should naturally be at the top, the creatures directly above humans is dolphins, this is because we assume them to be inferior as they spend their whole lives mucking about in the water having a good time, they consider us inferior also because of this fact. also anything that can grin like that must be up to something. Cats though are even more cunning, they have slowly over a millennia enslaved humans to tend to their every need, we give them a place to stay, food, attention, love and affection, you never own a cat, if anything the cat owns you, to be honest anything as pretentious and vain as a cat must easily rank higher than a human. Mice are above cats but that's because they are pan-dimensional beings (see the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy) so they only exist on the creatures on earth list not the creatures native to earth.
Hope this was enjoyable
Lucifer
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